Humor
is a genuine mystery. (Robert Latta 1999:3)
WIKIPEDIA
Laughter is one of the unsolved problems of philosophy. (Monro 1963:13)
We are still without an adequate general theory of laughter (Morreall 1987:128)
Philosophical literature on humor is both minimal and entrenched in a logical
space and language inadequate to the scope and complexities of the subject.
(Rucki 1993)
Humor is a pervasive feature of human life...yet its nature is elusive. It
has generated little theoretical interest. (LaFollett & Shanks 1993)
If you ever wished you could remember Norm's greetings on "Cheers" here you go.
SAM: "What's shaking Norm?" NORM: "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
SAM: "What's new Normie?" NORM: "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."
SAM: "What'd you like Normie?" NORM: "A reason to live. Give me another beer."
SAM: "What'll you have Normie?" NORM: "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap." SAM: "Looks like beer, Norm." NORM: "Call me Mister Lucky."
SAM: "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?" NORM: "Like a baby treats a diaper."
WOODY: "What's the story Mr. Peterson?" NORM: "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."
WOODY: "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you." NORM: "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."
SAM: "Beer, Norm?" NORM: "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
SAM: "Whatcha up to Norm?" NORM: "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" NORM: "Poor." WOODY: "I'm sorry to hear that." NORM: "No, I mean pour."
SAM: "How's life treating you Norm?" NORM: "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
SAM: "What's going down, Normie?" NORM: "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
WOODY: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?" NORM: "All right, but stop me at one.... make that one-thirty."
WOODY: "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" NORM: "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."
SAM: "What's the story Norm?" NORM: "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
WOODY: "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" NORM: "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."
WOODY: "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?" NORM: "A little early isn't it, Woody?" WOODY: "For a beer?" NORM: "No, for stupid questions." >> >>
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