Humor
is a genuine mystery. (Robert Latta 1999:3) WIKIPEDIA
Laughter is one of the unsolved problems of philosophy. (Monro 1963:13)
We are still without an adequate general theory of laughter (Morreall 1987:128)
Philosophical literature on humor is both minimal and entrenched in a logical
space and language inadequate to the scope and complexities of the subject.
(Rucki 1993)
Humor is a pervasive feature of human life...yet its nature is elusive. It
has generated little theoretical interest. (LaFollett & Shanks 1993)
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RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
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MIKE TYSON VIRUS
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OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
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ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
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Only attacks minor files.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves,
but
IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
then discards it through Windows.
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